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Young lady (to Macho man)
Sir,your garage door is open(pointing to the zip of his trousers)
Macho man
Oh yeah.Thanks.By the way,did you see the fresh Mercedes that was parked inside.
Young LadyNo sir,I only saw an old,tired beetle with two flat tyres.

Version II : Sir,your gate is wide open but the Chihuahua is definitely asleep.
WHO SAYS SIZE DOESN'T COUNT!!

Q : What is the difference between Bafana-Bafana and a tea-bag?
A : A Tea-bag stays longer in a Cup.

Enjoy this real treat by Caiphus tha man
A young woman inside a New York bus is listening to a conversation from two recently immigrated men and can't believe what she hears.
Says the one man to the other: "Emma comma first, I comma next, Esse comma together, I comma again, Esse comma together again, I comma once more, Pee Pee twice, and I comma again for the last time."
Horrified at what she's hearing, she notices a police officer seated next to her, and asks him if he's not going to arrest the two disgusting old men.
"For what?", he replies, "spelling Mississippi?"

Lilongwe, a middle aged man from South Africa always used to cross the border to Botswana carrying a bag of sand on a bicycle.
After several weeks of border crossing, the border guard became very suspicious and decided to call the Intelligence Unit to search Lilongwe.They came with all the high-tech equipment to examine what was in the sand, and found nothing.
The following week when Lilongwe was crossing the border they decided to put him in the cell for a night so that they can take the sand for Laboratory tests.They did so and still, there was nothing except sand. Lilongwe continued his jolly rides into Botswana.
Two months later one of the border guards was fired. One day when walking in the streets of Johannesburg, he sees a familiar face sitting in a top of the range mercedes.It was Lilongwe. Out of interest he decides to strike a conversation with Lilongwe.
"Hi, you must be Lilongwe?" the former guard asked. "Yes" responded Lilongwe. "I don't mean to pry, but since I left my job I know you have been smuggling something but can't seem to know what it is. I know it was not sand that you were riding with across the border. What were you actually smuggling?"
Lilongwe replied with laughter, "ha-ha-ha, I've been smuggling bicycles."

POSTCRIPT
Graffitti at the door of a famous men's loo..
This is where the BIG D*CK$ hang out

EPITAPH ON THE TOMBSTONE OF A MOST BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN
Here lies Mary Wilson
She gave to worms
What she refused to men

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If it were not for women
Your ding dong would rust.

So get oiled, but...
Love is blind
And marriage is an eye-opener

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